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Art by VladFunny Quotes Funny Quotes about Success

Funny Quotes about Success

  • Awards like piles. Sooner or later, every bum gets one.
  • I don’t believe in miracles. I rely on them.
  • If at first you don't succeed, reload and try again.
  • If you think you are too small to make an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito in the room.
  • My lack is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
  • Nothing succeeds like failure.
  • One day you’re a signature, next day you’re an autograph.
  • Serendipity means searching for a needle in haystack and instead finding a farmer’s daughter.
  • Some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.
  • The secret of success is sincerity.  If you can fake that, you’ve got it made.
  • Trying is the first step to failure.
  • We must believe in luck, for how else can we explain the success of those we don’t like?
  • With my luck, if I went into the pumpkin business, they’d probably outlaw Halloween.
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